Hi my name is Jason. I watch too much TV, need a life, and am slightly in love with myself. I also like cats and naked men.

 

badgerbutts:

cee-net:

batteryliquor:

my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators

Thats only 42 

wow you must be fun at parties

badgerbutts:

cee-net:

batteryliquor:

my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators

Thats only 42 

wow you must be fun at parties

(Source: acedick)

badgerbutts:

cee-net:

batteryliquor:

my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators

Thats only 42 

wow you must be fun at parties

badgerbutts:

cee-net:

batteryliquor:

my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators

Thats only 42 

wow you must be fun at parties

(Source: acedick)

"What a terrible time to get words mixed up. The awkward moment you tell the hairdresser you don’t want a fancy blowjob." - Natalie Tran

(Source: tinakris)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

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