Hi my name is Jason. I watch too much TV, need a life, and am slightly in love with myself. I also like cats and naked men.



Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life