Hi my name is Jason. I watch too much TV, need a life, and am slightly in love with myself. I also like cats and naked men.

 

asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life